Strokin to the Sexy Sounds of Smooth Jizz
Are you ready to kick off a summer of fun under the stars, or perhaps on the rooftop listening to the sounds of Smooth Jazz? Well then get ready for some Summer Jizzin Fun on Tuesday’s at 10pm, Live at the Cock Radio Club.
This is Mistress Alexandria and I will be your Jizzin Spinnin Mistress spinning the “Jazz Greats” from Tommy Dorsey to Jeff Lorber’s Fusion, Chick Corea and everything in between. So grab a glass of wine, or one of your favorite party libations and get ready to Experience a new level of Opulence for the Jazz Fan or the Jazz Aficionado.
To Quote Dan Bodanis, a brilliant jazz drummer:
“It’s important to know right up front that you do not have to pass a theory, history, or technical facility exam, to become one of the chosen few that proudly wears the moniker: “Jazz Fan.” Anyone can become a jazz fan and the path toward becoming a “Jazz Aficionado,” is not as far-reaching as you may think. As a matter of fact, it is quite reasonably within the grasp of anyone with a sincere curiosity to understand jazz and a little time on their hands, to do a great deal of listening.”
Jazz is Unpredictable, Upbeat, Off Beat, Melodic and Harmonious.
Jazz is an Art form, or a Form of Art. Jazz is a musical form of expression, a way to uniquely express yourself. Jazz is about listening. Jazz is about hearing. (Yes, there can sometimes be a big difference between listening and hearing.) Jazz is about feeling. Jazz is about seeing, Jazz is about experiencing. Jazz is mood altering, or can alter your mood.Jazz can be inspiring. Jazz can be uplifting. Jazz can be motivational. Jazz is an abstract escape.
Jazz can quicken your pulse or it can totally relax you. Jazz can be romantic. Jazz can be funny. Jazz can be sad. Jazz can be fiery. Jazz can be disturbing. Jazz can take you on a journey of the mind. Jazz can take you on a journey of the spirit. Jazz can speak to your soul. Jazz is a memory recalled, and jazz can be anything you want it to be. Jazz can be a form of “CockControl” when you join me on live on 365!
Jazz can be distinctive to a region. New York, Detroit, Chicago, Philly, New Orleans, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Toronto, Montreal, Florida, Texas, The West Coast, The East Coast, Southern Jazz, Northern Jazz, Montreux Jazz All that Jazz.
So “Take Five” and get your dancin shoes on. Each week I will introduce a new city or region and discuss fun facts about the regions jazz and their clubs.
Whether it’s Hot jazz, Cool jazz, Fast jazz, Slow jazz, Fusion jazz, New Orleans jazz, New York jazz, Chicago jazz, Detroit jazz, Acid jazz, Soft jazz, Loud jazz, Easy listening jazz ,Big Band Jazz. All that Jazz will get your toes tapping, and fingers snapping, nipples poppin and cocks Strokin to the Sexy sounds of Smooth Jizz.
